Did i do what you would have done? question for men?

Recently i went to the movies. Thanks to the not er pop corn i had to take a number 2. So after i gave birth to probably the most worlds longest fattest turd, i wiped and looked down and saw a dilemma. There was NO WAY that was going to flush, so i left it hanging well into the air. As i washed my hands the next person came in and tried to flush it. I'm guessing that the water from the jet bounced off the turd and hit him in the face cause he came out gagging and run his head under the sink. I held my composure went outside and laughed till i puked. Was that what you would have done?